Barbie:  Hey Ken, come check out my new Dream Bed!

Ken: Sure, Barbie!

Barbie: Look, it says “Barbie” on my blankets and pillows, it’s hot pink with fancy lace on everything, even the canopy!   I want to lay in it right now!  Weee!   (Barbie jumps into bed)

Ken:  Well I must say Barbie, your bed’s pretty gay.  Ah well, there’s no room for me, anyway.

Barbie:  Sure there is, lay on your back, and I’ll get on top!  If you want your own spot though, you’ll have to speak with Mattel.