Barbie: Hey Ken, come check out my new Dream Bed!
Ken: Sure, Barbie!
Barbie: Look, it says “Barbie” on my blankets and pillows, it’s hot pink with fancy lace on everything, even the canopy! I want to lay in it right now! Weee! (Barbie jumps into bed)
Ken: Well I must say Barbie, your bed’s pretty gay. Ah well, there’s no room for me, anyway.
Barbie: Sure there is, lay on your back, and I’ll get on top! If you want your own spot though, you’ll have to speak with Mattel.