Barbie:  Hey Ken, come check out my new Dream Bed! It says “Barbie” on my blankets and pillows, it’s hot pink with fancy lace, even the canopy!  (Barbie jumps into bed)

Ken:  Well I must say Barbie, your bed’s pretty lame.  And there’s no room for me, either.

Barbie:  Sure there is, lay on your back, and I’ll get on top!  If you want the Queen size you’ll have to speak with Mattel.