Cereal – Capt N Crunch Old School Commercial

1960s, Cereal, Food 0 1051

Capt N’ Crunch is kidnapped by a pirate who demands to know how Capt N Crunch stays crunchy.  The Captain isn’t sure how his cereal stays crunchy so he calls Quaker Oats to find out.  Perhaps we should be confused, concerned, or smirking from irony that the Captain doesn’t know what goes into his own cereal.

We end with the pirate bawling unnaturally, rolling around on the deck when he doesn’t get his answer.  Emotional, these pirates arrr….

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Adam is an enigma, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside of cellophane, and hidden on the top shelf where he peers at passersby. He lives in Portland, OR with his wife and two dogs.

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