This commercial aired in 1977 with the classic jingle “If you Can’t fly Continental”.
If you can’t fly continental, you’re forced to travel on land in all sorts of absurd ways, like by unicycle and speedwalking.
Adam is an enigma, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside of cellophane, and hidden on the top shelf where he peers at passersby. He lives in Portland, OR with his wife and two dogs.
Who wrote this? Who were the singers?