Dermal Tone – Starring “Creepy Loose Face Woman”

2000s, Infomercials 1 32

Good God this is creepy and weird. How much would someone have to pay you to demonstrate a beauty product on half of your face, leaving the other half to sag disproportionately like some beauty queen Quasimodo?

At a first glance, you would almost think this commercial would be a Public Service Announcement for the effects of improperly using skin care products on your face. But no, in actuality, Dermal Tone jumped right into human testing trials and they’re giving you a glimpse of the outcome in their little experiment to show you what Dermal Tone can do to half of your face.

Something is wrong though. Seriously wrong. And I think it has more to do with the left, stretchy elastic side. There’s a sneaking suspicion she’s not human at all; perhaps a terminator or a 90’s inspired fem-bot?

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Adam

Adam is an enigma, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside of cellophane, and hidden on the top shelf where he peers at passersby. He lives in Portland, OR with his wife and two dogs.

1 Comment

  1. Star Baker March 12, 2012 at 11:02 am -  Reply

    I have the dermal tone and I love it and it DEFINITELY works, but I have checked everywhere on line and cannot seem to find any of the green pads. I desperately need some! Please let me know where to order them. Thanks, Star Baker

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