Hawaii Chair – It Moves Your Butt While You Work

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There has got to be a better way to get fit without actually performing any exercise. Maybe there’s a device out there, somewhere, that can move for me and somehow transfer this movement to my muscles?

Enter the Hawaii Chair – this product will electronically rotate your rear while at the office or at home. What better way to shed a few pounds off of the waistline while typing an email as your body gyrates on a rotating platform? It certainly doesn’t look near as annoying as, say, riding carnival rides while chatting with your boss, or surviving an earthquake while running reports.

From calling it a “Hawaii chair” to comparing this butt-rotator to Hula dancing, to looking like you’re about to fall out of your seat, to annoying your co-workers with the loud mechanical noises I’m certain this thing produces, and to convincing others this thing is actually producing any physical results – I’m not sure the Hawaii Chair or its advertising could be any more absurd.

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Adam is an enigma, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside of cellophane, and hidden on the top shelf where he peers at passersby. He lives in Portland, OR with his wife and two dogs.

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