Herro, I would like to tell you about fancy new Jerro Dessert.  Chinese baby cannot eat glape jerro dessert with chopstick.  Chinese mudder bling baby spoon for jerro dessert.  Chinese baby rickey, he velly happy.

This commercial could be interpretted as racial stereotyping, but I think the best approach is to just grin at Madison Avenue’s nievity of cultural sensitivity back in the 1960’s.