Jill seems to be a creepy, tween girl version of Teddy Ruxpin. Let’s lay out a few facts:

• Freddy Krueger-esque stripes.
• The thin, long neck of a giraffe.
• A smile that never fades.
• A jaw that barely moves.
• Animated arms that flail about.
• The height of a toddler with the appearance of a tween.
• She has an obsession with being human.
• …and worst of all, she also speaks in French.

Honestly… is there one aspect of this toy that doesn’t say “creepy”?

One Response to “Jill the Talking Doll (With the Enormously Long Neck)”

1. Robin says:

   January 30, 2012 at 4:17 am

   I’m pretty sure this came out when I was in between 23 -25. I’m almost 50 now. What’s that tell ya?! (smile)
   Robin in in SF CA