Kool-Aid – Roller Hockey

1990s, Drinks, Food 0 450

Kool-Aid is the high-powered, high-sugar drink that kills thirst instantly.  It’s the choice of roller hockey kids everywhere, who are playing with some strange looking equipment, but seem quite safe about it.

In comes Kool-Aid man to save the day, and presumably ruin a good game of street/field/roller hockey on old-school quad skates.  He bursts through the wall in typical fashion, annoying the refs.  He seems to side with the White/Green team first, and he makes a really unfair goalie since he’s as wide as the goal.   I’m sure the other team won’t mind, they’ll be given plenty of Kool-Aid to quench that powerful thirst for sweet Kool-Aid nectar.

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Adam

Adam is an enigma, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside of cellophane, and hidden on the top shelf where he peers at passersby. He lives in Portland, OR with his wife and two dogs.

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