Four year old Andy Lambros breaks the baloney down Oscar Mayer style in this 1974 ad:
My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
If you ask me why I’ll say,
‘Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
Not too sure what he’s doing with that stick and a string. Catching tadpoles for his baloney sandwich? (By the way – yes, I prefer ‘baloney’).