The Oozinator Squirt Gun – Um, what is this?

1990s, Toys September 26, 2010 Adam 1 1114

In the 90’s, the Super Soaker rose to fame. Kids everywhere were drenching each other with high-powered squirt guns with enormous tanks and pump-action pressure. And we definitely made a mess of things.

But then the efforts to come up with new and innovative products for boys to squirt themselves with made a new and very strange turn.

Introducing the Oozinator, a plastic alien-movie-inspired pump action ooze chucker. You load up the cartridge of white sticky goo, pump the handle excitedly several times in a back-and-forth motion to fire splurts of white creamy fluid all over your unsuspecting friends.

They’ll be scarred for life, terrified of your goo-gun, but you’ll find this activity natural and awesome. At least for a couple years, and then I’m positive there will be discoveries of many creative new ways to vent this goo-squirting energy.