Best Old Commercials

Capt N’ Crunch is kidnapped by a pirate who demands to know how Capt N Crunch stays crunchy.  The Captain isn’t sure how his cereal stays crunchy so he calls Quaker Oats to find out.  Perhaps we should be confused, concerned, or smirking from irony that the Captain doesn’t know what goes into his own cereal.

We end with the pirate bawling unnaturally, rolling around on the deck when he doesn’t get his answer.  Emotional, these pirates arrr….