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Did you know that Windows used to be sold by a used car salesman named Steve Ballmer? Yes, the man who is now among the richest in the world sold us all on the amazing features of the “advanced operating environment” Windows 1.0 in this tacky suit. Back in the day, Windows 1.0 included awesome features like a clock and a few games. I give him a 10/10 for trying.
What did you expect to pay for all the Windows features? $500? $1000? NO!!!! Just $99 dollars and it can all be YOURS!….. except in Nebraska. Not sure why not. I’ll give Steve a call tonight and ask him.
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