My Bologna Has a First Name – Oscar Meyer (Mayer!) Classic Jingle

1970s, Featured Articles, Food 5 11799

Four year old Andy Lambros breaks the baloney down Oscar Mayer style in this 1974 ad:

My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R

My bologna has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R

Oh, I love to eat it every day,

If you ask me why I’ll say,

‘Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

Not too sure what he’s doing with that stick and a string. Catching tadpoles for his baloney sandwich? (By the way – yes, I prefer ‘baloney’).

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  1. Jan B Brown July 4, 2018 at 4:40 pm -  Reply

    Adam, okay, let’s look at the details. The title above, in bold print reads, “My Bologna has a First Name – Oscar Meyer Classic Jingle.” However, in the details below this the “jingle” reads, “My Bologna has a second name, it’s M-AY-E-R.” Is it ” Mayer or Meyer?” Those who question the validity of the Mandela Affect, alternate universes, conspiracy theories, and\or “enigmas, folded gently into dough, wrapped inside cellophane” are left wondering how vulnerable are our memory really?

    • MS December 30, 2019 at 11:03 pm -  Reply

      Nothing is valid, nothing..we live in nothing.

  2. Belz March 13, 2019 at 9:15 am -  Reply

    Most definitely an obvious example of Mandela Affected residual evidence.

  3. Belz March 13, 2019 at 7:55 pm -  Reply

    Most definitely an obvious Mandela affected piece of residual evidence….. Further down the rabbit hole we go.

  4. J. Michael Hammond August 15, 2019 at 10:02 pm -  Reply

    How’s that!?

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